Last day at Alta!





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We began our day at the Irving station at the base of the cog railway. I needed sunblock. The day ahead promised to bring cloudless skies and temps in the valley nearing 50 degrees, and, like several of you out there with fair skin, hair that tends towards the reddish hue, and the ability to hang with the best of the Irish at the pub, I was deeply afraid of my entire face peeling off in the shower that night.
Conditions in Oakes were good. The south facing aspect lent itself well to softening and sun burning. Upper turns were firm, then soft and corny, and then even a bit sticky towards the bottom. It was near this time that I suspected that the lady at the Irving station had sold me some bunk ass expired sun block, because I could feel the skin cancer forming my cheeks.
We crested the ridge once more on our way back to Monroe Brook for what was promising to be a very memorable ski. As we arrived back on the north facing aspects, we were reminded why we had used crampons to gain the ridge in the first place. Bah, skis will do the trick on the way down, right? After all, we could see the top of the Monroe Brook and it seemed that the slightly sloping traverse to it would be cake. Holy shit people. Erik and I skied just under 1/2 a mile of the most terrifying frozen chicken head, ice sheet, hard pack, sketchiness I've ever seen. Foot massages were gratis and in good supply.
It was with open arms and numb feet that we arrived back at the drop in point for Monroe Brook. Given the conditions that we'd suffered on the way over too it, we were a bit skeptical. I dove in and upon 2 or 3 turns, was smiling ear to ear. Conditions remained somewhat firm, perhaps 3 degrees away from perfect corn, but hell, it was completely skiable and a damn fine line to be in the middle of.
The drop in point for Monroe Brook. The chute remains 30-50 feet wide for about 1500 vertical feet.
At the bottom of Monroe Brook, we headed back into the woods for the final leg of combat skiing, which included in no particular order: sketchy open water hazards, poorly blazed trails, rocks that were "almost" covered with snow, and a lot of sweat.
We arrived back at the trail head, dawned the parking lot folding chairs, and sat and smiled for much longer than our significant others probably appreciated. It was a great day in the mountains.
Chrissy and I are just back from a week in the Chic Choc mountains of northern Quebec. We'll have pics and a report in the coming weeks.